Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
1. I refuse to think that I am less of a woman because I do not consider cleaning on my top ten list of things to do. Society seems to think that once a woman reaches a certain age, she suddenly has an uncontrollable desire to scrub toilets. umm..no.
2. I do the things I want to do. I may not have time to do them all, but I can only do so much. I will not feel guilty because there are not 42 hours in a day.
3. I do not feel the desire to defend my position on any of the following: religion, men, philosophy, art, politics or ninjas. I have an opinion, and if you want it, I will tell you, but I am not going to argue with you about it, and I am not going to try to win you over. You should do the same.
4. I do not feel like a freak because I have a list of things to do before I die like skydiving, learning to fly a plane and driving a zamboni and not things like raising four children, getting a set of matching china and finding a man.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
It's amazing what you see on late night infomercial TV, but I surely thought this one was a joke. Until I realized, in horror, that the number didn't begin with the classic 555. (link)
These enormous breasts, racked for easy hanging, and sporting a red bikini, jiggle around to the tune of "Titties and Beer" when activated.