Geek Girl Riot

Sarah Palin love Doll...Christmas is Coming...

2008-12-01T15:31:00.000-08:00

Beautiful use of Old Computers

2008-12-01T15:30:00.000-08:00

Musical Genius?

2008-12-01T15:29:00.000-08:00

Free Robot Sex

2008-11-24T17:01:00.000-08:00

I would totally do it, too!

New Poll...

2008-11-23T17:32:00.001-08:00

Geek Girl has added a new poll today. Please vote on your favorite gadget.

Thanks!

The Results Are IN! STAR WARS!!

2008-11-23T17:27:00.000-08:00

What is your favorite Geek Movie of all time? Star Wars	11 (61%)
Real Genius	2 (11%)
Lord of the Rings	2 (11%)
Other	3 (16%)

Spreadheads: I want this.

2008-11-23T17:25:00.001-08:00

X-Ray of a Mac Book is a beautiful thing

2008-11-20T14:43:00.000-08:00

Rubik's Cubism

2008-11-16T20:38:00.001-08:00

If Only...

2008-11-16T20:29:00.001-08:00

A Wonderland of Erotica

2008-11-16T09:40:00.000-08:00

Transformation Castle....a place where the Mind Mistress can hypnotize you into your craziest fantasies!

The Entrance to Wonderland will take you places you never thought you'd go. Sexual hypnosis, erotic fantasies, and a safe, fun place to shop for any kind of "adult" items that you can imagine!

If you're a guy who wants to find out what it's like to have sex as a woman, you can enter Mind Mistress' Transformation Castle and she'll lead you through a journey of self discovery by erotic hypnosis that you will never forget.

If you're just looking to add a little interest to the bedroom, you can visit Mind Mistress' Adult Hypnotic Wishes. The mistress claims that she can turn anyone into a sex slave or a french maid by using one of her hypnotic CD's. This site also has a huge gallery of erotic stories that you can browse. Mistress Linda also has a beauty salon where you can find lots of various items to be sexy in the bedroom. Featuring mind gum, personality perfums, and products for bigger boobs, hair removal and sexy skin, this shop has everything you need to be beautiful for your fantasy night. There is lingere of every variety and props for any kind of crazy fantasy you have in mind. You can even get funky goth shoes and boots for men and women up to a size 17!

If you're into BDSM, or have ever wanted to try it, you can test the waters by entering the Dungeon. Here you will find thousands of toys, BSDM gear, sex furniture and restraints.

Collectively known as Wonderland, this site includes Adult.hypnoticwishes.com, Girls-R-Us, AHW Yahoo Group & AHW mIRC Chatroom. It is an adult entertainment concept for the alternative lifestyle community complete with an enormous retail store with unusual and hard to find products for all genders.

Try it. You never know what you might find. And you might not want to leave.

Ring Ring Ring Ring

2008-11-15T18:58:00.001-08:00

Yay for Geek Brithdays!

2008-11-15T18:08:00.000-08:00

My totally lovable finacee gave me this book for my birthday last week and it is awesome! The Hungry Scientist Handbook: Electric Birthday Cakes, Edible Origami, and Other DIY Projects for Techies, Tinkerers, and Foodies shows you how to make led lollipops, dry ice martinis and edible origami swans from wantons...

Somebody loves me...

Awesome!

Now this is my kind of guy.

2008-11-12T17:21:00.000-08:00

Happy News from Around the World

2008-11-12T16:58:00.000-08:00

This makes me happy in a sick, sick way.

2008-11-12T16:57:00.000-08:00

Betty Broadbent..my 1920's hero.

2008-11-12T16:56:00.000-08:00

Wonderful Comic Book Ad

2008-11-03T15:57:00.001-08:00

Escher in Legos

2008-10-27T18:59:00.000-07:00

My Hero

2008-10-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

Night and Day

2008-10-26T08:26:00.000-07:00

Ninja!

2008-10-25T17:03:00.001-07:00

Pac Man Shot Glasses

2008-10-23T14:42:00.001-07:00

Available here.

Love Note

2008-10-20T18:10:00.001-07:00

Rafflesia Arnoldii

2008-10-20T13:57:00.000-07:00

New Egg

2008-10-18T17:20:00.000-07:00

via Wambie

Volcano in a Lightning Storm

2008-10-16T19:42:00.000-07:00

Science!

2008-10-16T16:16:00.000-07:00

Experience? by Dragonbob0

2008-10-15T20:47:00.001-07:00

Lovely Pavement Art

2008-10-15T20:34:00.001-07:00

Map of Nations that Don't Use the Metric System

2008-10-14T18:57:00.001-07:00

Peter Gibson Street Plugs

2008-10-13T13:47:00.000-07:00

Dragon's Blood Tree

2008-10-13T13:42:00.000-07:00

Particle Zoo

2008-10-13T12:25:00.001-07:00

Awesome!

2008-10-12T17:29:00.001-07:00

Dirty Car Art

2008-10-12T17:22:00.001-07:00

Hand Painting

2008-10-07T19:54:00.000-07:00

Narwhal!!!

2008-10-07T19:46:00.000-07:00

Motherboard Cake

2008-10-07T08:41:00.001-07:00

Beautiful

2008-10-06T14:04:00.001-07:00

Pass the Pigs

2008-10-05T09:20:00.001-07:00

Pass the Pigs

I miss this game.

Bottle Blade Mozart

2008-10-01T16:56:00.000-07:00

Beautiful Keyboard Cups

2008-10-01T16:46:00.001-07:00

via: The Daily Dairy

Homemade Stove

2008-09-30T18:38:00.001-07:00

Cool Little Miniature Stove! - The funniest videos clips are here

Largest Prime Number Yet to be Discovered

2008-09-29T11:57:00.000-07:00

Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius

2008-09-28T13:39:00.000-07:00

Awesome! This book teaches you to make a laser listening system, an infrared viewer, a working light saber and much more. A must for every evil genius.

My Little Pan

2008-09-27T10:12:00.001-07:00

Spippo, over at deviantART, has made these awesome outfits with will fit any My Little Pony. She is an artist from Finland and the pony clothes are, indeed, for sale! Visit her site and you will also find My Little Superman, My Little Edward Scissorhands and My Little Princess Lea.

WooHoo!

Cool stuff!

Steampunk Bluetooth

2008-09-25T14:44:00.001-07:00

The Annoy-a-Tron

2008-09-25T14:36:00.000-07:00

Did you ever have a coworker who just freakin annoyed you all day long?

IT SUCKS!!

Well, get ready to suck no more. ThinkGeek brings us this wonderful little gadget to get your revenge on! The Annoy-a-Tron is small enough to hide under a phone or on the side of a desk and powerful enough to annoy that coworker that you have an oh so special relationship with.

The Annoy-a-tron generates a short (but very annoying, hence the name) beep every few minutes. Your unsuspecting target will have a hard time 'timing' the location of the sound because the beeps will vary in intervals ranging from 2 to 8 minutes. The 2kHz sound is generically annoying enough, but if you really really want to aggravate somebody, select the 12 kHz sound. Trust us. The higher frequency and slight 'electronic noise' built into that soundbyte will make a full-grown Admin wonder where his packets are.

I'm giving these to all my office working buddies for Christmas.

A Music Lover's Throne

2008-09-24T15:50:00.000-07:00

I stumbled across this amazing toilet seat on the web today. This one, along with a few other varieties such as the keyboard toilet seat are available at Jammin Johns. (ha!)

This one runs about $179.00.

The look on your mother's face when she sees it:

Priceless

Hamster Powered Paper Shredder

2008-09-24T15:40:00.001-07:00

A Sweet Little Unicorn Toy

2008-09-23T17:53:00.001-07:00

Toothbrush Robot

2008-09-23T15:40:00.001-07:00

How To Make A BristleBot - Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories - The top video clips of the week are here

This Says it All

2008-09-23T15:32:00.000-07:00

Last year, Bush said the following about America's economy: "A future of hope and opportunity begins with a growing economy – and that is what we have. … This economy is on the move, and our job is to keep it that way, not with more government, but with more enterprise.." – President George W. Bush, State Of The Union Address, 1/23/07

Wow.

Really?

Wow.

Sew Beautiful...

2008-09-23T10:05:00.000-07:00

Geek Girl Find of the Day

2008-09-22T19:34:00.000-07:00

The end of summer is approaching fast, so it's time to squeeze in as much fun as you can. Today I came across this amazing Ice Cream Ballat Amazon.

From the website:

"With the unique Play and Freeze Ice Cream Maker, you can make ice cream while on camping trips, at picnics, barbecues, and many other places. You don't need electricity to make great tasting ice cream, but rather just add ice and rock salt in one end and ice cream mix in the other end. Then, have a ball as you shake it, pass it, or roll it around for 10 to 15 minutes. The ice cream mix can be as simple as cream, sugar, and vanilla or you can try a more adventurous flavor from the included recipe list or make up your own concoction. Made of durable polycarbonate, the Ice Cream Ball is lightweight, portable, and easy to clean."

I want one.

Damn. I bet this thing would make amazing frozen cocktails!

Masturbation Remedy for Sinus Sufferers

2008-09-21T11:10:00.000-07:00

A recent publication by S. Zarrintan, entitled "Ejaculation as a potential treatment of nasal congestion in mature males" has my head and nasal passages spinning. Published in the 2008 Journal of Medical Hypotheses, the article suggests that sinus sufferers simply masturbate as a way to clear nasal congestion.

The author suggests that ejaculation stimulates the adrenergic receptors, causing a side effect of decongestion. With proper masturbatory and sexual intercourse scheduling, you have a clear sinuses for the rest of your life!

Imagine that!

Technorati Profile

If I had only known about this when I wrote that artlce on the benefits of masturbation!

Periodic Coffee Table

2008-09-18T15:03:00.000-07:00

If you're a geek like me, you're always looking for new nerd stuff to sit around the house. The Periodic Coffee Table is a beautiful, if expensive, addition to the home or office of any scientist! It is a beautiful acrylic block situated inside a table of burred oak. Actual element samples are blocked into the table, aside from several of the radioactive elements, which would just be unsafe.

You gotta love a coffee table that comes with it's own instruction sheet about "safety issues". I would LOVE to have one of these, unfortunately, this geek girl can't afford the $8500.00 price tag. For now, I'll just stick with the periodic table shower curtain that my SO got me for my birthday last year.

True geek love.

Geek Style Gaming

2008-09-17T09:16:00.001-07:00

Fans of Popular Science can now bet on events such as whether airlines will have wi-fi up and running by Christms and whether or not life will be found on mars.

From the website:

Welcome to the PPX, the first place to bet on the future of science and technology. It's easy and free: Log on, and we'll give you POP$250,000 in our virtual PopSci Dollars. Use that money to buy propositions you think are likely to happen. If other traders also want to buy, that proposition's price will go up, and you'll make PopSci bucks. Expand your portfolio with bets on energy, space, consumer technology and extreme science, and compete against other players for prizes and bragging rights.

Nice!!!!

Geek Girl Find of the Day

2008-09-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

I am a grown woman, which means society says that I cannot decorate my bedroom with these amazing Nintendo wall graphics.

Fuck society.

I LOVE THESE!

ThinkGeek sells this version, plus a beautiful Donkey Kong version as well.

If I had a game room, I suppose society would let me put them there. Oh well. There are red bricks and mushrooms in my mind and there's nothing anyone can do about it!

I love Geek Humor

2008-09-14T20:31:00.001-07:00

The Weed Connection

2008-09-13T22:03:00.000-07:00

I've been an Amazon affiliate for quite some time now. They have ads on my sidebar and I profit from any purchases made.

Today when I was browsing my site I noticed that Amazon had this in my Ad bar. I spit out my coffee. I actually purchased this product for my boyfriend last Christmas.

I wish I could have been in on the board meeting.

(insert hazy scooby doo flashback scene here)

Crewcut ad guy #1: We have to think of some way to market this weed grinder. Who IS our target audience?

Crewcut ad guy #2: I don't know. Let's google stoner and see what comes up.

Crewcut ad guy #3: Hm...here's some quote about how stoners watch the daily show. Mostly smart liberals watch the daily show.

Stoner ad guy: That's it! We'll market the weed grinder to geeks!!!

(end scooby doo flashback sequence)

A Brief History of my Internal Love Affair

2008-09-13T16:01:00.000-07:00

My love affair with computers began in junior high. There were no computers in our school, so the first time I saw one was in the home of our wealthy neighbor. I never wanted to take apart anything so badly in my entire life! Using a program called Print Shop, you could even use the computer to print out a banner! WOW!

The other thing you could do was make a little stick figure man go up and down the stairs of his stick figure home and answer the door. It was amazing!

The introduction of computers into schools came about during my high school years. While I certainly played my share of Oregon Trail, no one in the school had a clue as to how these things worked. Finally, my first year of college, I used a student loan to buy my very own PC. The first thing I did after turning it on and booting it up (a 30 minute procedure) was to turn it off and take it apart. SWEET!

Then I loaded Prodigy and the rest of my love affair with the internet is history. My son was three at the time and could click and scroll before he knew how to tie his shoe.

I see him now, 17 and a senior in high school. He's just as fascinated as I was. I was so proud of him in junior high, the way he secretly loaded Firefox onto all the school lab computers and deleted IE. My baby!

I can't imagine what the world must be like for him. Growing up with computers and never being without the internet. No wonder he feels as if there isn't anything he can't learn.

Is it the End of the World Yet?????

2008-09-12T18:31:00.000-07:00

Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?

Geek Girl Find of the Day

2008-09-12T13:36:00.000-07:00

If you're a perv-geek like I am, you will LOVE this book! I finished reading it within a couple of nights. BONK, by Mary Roach, author of Stiff,is a beautiful masterpiece of sex and science....everything you ever wanted to know about scientific sex studies and how they are performed!

Weapon of Choice

2008-09-11T20:54:00.001-07:00

My goal when I started freelance writing was to save up enough money for a nice, new, geek-tastic laptop. I'm happy to say that last month, I met my goal and am as of this moment, typing on it with a satisfied grin on my face. I am a certified nerd who is in love with her own gadgets.

I had a delimma over which one to purchase. My heart told me to get an apple, but my savings account begged to differ. My teenage son wanted to to get something that I could easily run Ubuntu on. While I am a well known geek girl, I'm concentrating on my writing skills right now. When I get ready to earn my computer freak-hood badge, I'll let him know.

Instead, I decided on a Toshiba Satellite computer with Windows Vista. So far, I have absolutely loved it! I can't keep my hands off it and I think my significant other is becoming jealous. I'm curious to know what everyone's preferences are. Mac, PC, EEeeee....? What is your weapon of choice?

Geek Girl Moral Dilemma

2008-09-11T20:09:00.001-07:00

My mother called today to ask for my help with her email. She is 75 years old and uses AOL Dial up service. Her problem, you see, was that she could not open an email attachment from something called "you tube".

Here's where the moral dilemma comes in. The attachment was an Obama bashing video that she wanted to see.

Fuck!

I compromised. I opened the attachment for her, but explained that because of her connection, it would take over an hour to buffer. She decided not to wait.

Geek Girl Find of the Day

2008-09-11T19:16:00.000-07:00

These cool ice shot glasses can be found on the ThinkGeek website. I ordered some for my boyfriend and they are fantastic. They come as a mold of four shot glasses. You fill the mold up with water and put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, you just pop them out of the mold and pour in the tequila!

Super!

If you don't like the ones at ThinkGeek, they have some pretty nice ones on Amazon, as well.

The God Particle

2008-09-09T17:24:00.000-07:00

LONDON (AFP) - Renowned British astrophysicist Stephen Hawking has bet 100 dollars (70 euros) that a mega-experiment this week will not find an elusive particle seen as a holy grail of cosmic science, he said Tuesday.

In the most complex scientific experiment ever undertaken, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be switched on Wednesday, accelerating sub-atomic particles to nearly the speed of light before smashing them together.

"The LHC will increase the energy at which we can study particle interactions by a factor of four. According to present thinking, this should be enough to discover the Higgs particle," Hawking told BBC radio.

"I think it will be much more exciting if we don't find the Higgs. That will show something is wrong, and we need to think again. I have a bet of 100 dollars that we won't find the Higgs," added Hawking, whose books including "A Brief History of Time" have sought to popularise study of stellar physics.

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About Masturbation

2008-09-02T11:00:00.000-07:00

Contrary to what you might be thinking, this article is not about my previous relationships...which can only be classified as mutual ego masturbation. Nor is it about my lovely present relationship.

Let me explain.

I've been doing freelance writing for several months now and I have to say that I am enjoying it more and more every day. I write a lot for Demand Studios which produces content for Ehow.com. I log in and choose from a list of articles to write about. A couple of weeks ago I paused as I came across the "How Does Masturbation Relieve Stress?" title.

....

..click..

....

Of couse I chose it! People always tell you to 'write what you know'. Right?

I had a little too much fun doing that article. The photo I chose was a shirtless guy pumping lotion into his hand and the article got quite comical as the process went on. So much so that I was afraid of getting a little note from my editor saying "NO WAY is this getting publsihed".
Quite the contrary, I'm pleased to report. I got a note back saying excellent writing and grammar and that it was quite clever. Also, that I should add more "hard data" to paragraph two.

HARD DATA!!! Bwahhahhhaaaaaaaa!

Since this article is for a new, unlaunched part of the site, it is not yet available for viewing. As soon as it is, I'll be sure to post a link.

However, I would appreciate it if you have time to check out a few of my favorites.

Such as:

How to Increase Your Wife's Libido

In my mind, the subtitile is: Do the Fucking Dishes.

Or you could take a look at

How to Do Unique April Fool's Pranks

Either way, I have begun to choose all the titles relating to sex and alcohol.

write what you know..write what you know...write what you know...

Yellow Balloon Nourishes my Soul

2008-08-04T14:04:00.000-07:00

An art project by William Lamson...easy to recreate in your very own town.

Give big brother the finger by using a delightful yellow balloon.

SandM Barbie gets Backlash!

2008-07-16T11:53:00.000-07:00

S&M Barbie here is getting all kinds of backlash!! Based on a DC comics character, Black Canary Barbie is having lots of fun punishing all those religious groups that are giving her shit!

Aside from the teacher Barbie with no underwear, I never thought I would see a Barbie I acutally wanted to buy.

Once again, I am proven wrong.

My Biggest Regret

2008-07-14T20:00:00.001-07:00

To Do List

2008-07-09T17:59:00.000-07:00

The thought of simplifying things has really been on my mind lately. I know that things here in my life now are not really as complicated as I make them out to be, but you wouldn't know that by the way the thoughts get jumbled up in my head.

stop laughing.

I will never understand how things seem to get so mixed up in my mind, but for now, I'll blame it on lack of sleep. However, I have come to a few realizations lately that I will share.

1. I refuse to think that I am less of a woman because I do not consider cleaning on my top ten list of things to do. Society seems to think that once a woman reaches a certain age, she suddenly has an uncontrollable desire to scrub toilets. umm..no.

2. I do the things I want to do. I may not have time to do them all, but I can only do so much. I will not feel guilty because there are not 42 hours in a day.

3. I do not feel the desire to defend my position on any of the following: religion, men, philosophy, art, politics or ninjas. I have an opinion, and if you want it, I will tell you, but I am not going to argue with you about it, and I am not going to try to win you over. You should do the same.

4. I do not feel like a freak because I have a list of things to do before I die like skydiving, learning to fly a plane and driving a zamboni and not things like raising four children, getting a set of matching china and finding a man.

I am who I am poeple. And even though I live in the south..where I am considered an outcast of society because of all of the above, I will continue to be myself. Whether here, right now...or when I am 82 and feeding the goats on Zendik farms.

Seriously?

2008-07-02T17:15:00.000-07:00

It's amazing what you see on late night infomercial TV, but I surely thought this one was a joke. Until I realized, in horror, that the number didn't begin with the classic 555. (link)

These enormous breasts, racked for easy hanging, and sporting a red bikini, jiggle around to the tune of "Titties and Beer" when activated.